cocky cooter

Someone completely unconventional

She is not a cocky cooter

by Knowledgeable chick June 24, 2017

Cocky Bitch

A headstrong woman that does not care about the thoughts and opinions of others.

You knew she was a cocky bitch and you went and started shit with her anyway.

by Catherine White Buchanan October 11, 2018

cockeysville middle school

a dumb ass school where everyone wears Vineyard Vines and name brand clothes. most people act like they're cool when they just look dumb. there's the ghetto kids, "popular" kids, and the emo kids. the teachers are good teachers but they're super strict. i fucking hate the school, but whatever.

fuck cockeysville middle school

by boyykidd September 14, 2017

cocknockled

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005

cockinyawn

While a person is in the act of yawning, you vigorusly move your arm in a jacking off motion into their mouth, as if your giving a cumshot. Also remember the word Joffing.

Chris- "Dude you better not yawn! or im going to cockinyawn the shit out of you!"

James- "Dude, that would fucking own me"

Greg Cole- "Greg Cole Here!!!!"

by Ronald P. Bund December 19, 2009

Cocknard

A dopey looking but pretentious individual

The guy at Delvin dropoff services is a total cocknard

by a-bizzo-bizzo March 28, 2011

cocknballtorture

A sex torture Kink that will make your balls deflate and your lightning rod elongated. A beta male usually uses this type of kink.

Samantha: Ethan, shut up you beta.
Ethan: Oh Samantha, cocknballtorture is the best.
Samantha: Good you little pig boy.
Ethan: No don’t step on my balls and cock. Oh no Samantha. Don’t make me your bitch

by Theresagayguysomewhere October 17, 2019