S.O.W. [cockgobbler]

Slut on wheels, a girl who takes the word skank to a whole new level.

S.O.W. cockgobbler "That girl slept with an entire hockey team...total S.O.W."

by Benny Forrest Kennedy January 9, 2009

cockgobbler

Connor Duffie

Damn that due is a cockgobbler

Yeah, thats Connor Duffie

by ccduff11 December 9, 2008

cockgobbling goblin

The absolute peak of being a fucking twat.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA you cockgobbling goblin

by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016

vodka induced cockgobbler

Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.

"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"

by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008

cockgobbler

another insult to call someone you don't like, most effective if the person you are arguing with is a female. Cockgobblers usually are feminists, furries, sjws, liberals, those bitchy girls at school, or any old ass grocery store employee that yells at you and your friends for no reason or anyone yelling at you because your skateboarding.

Angry dude: HEY STOP SKATING THERE
Skater dude: yo shut the fuck up you cockgobbler
Angry dude: WHAT YOU CALL ME?
skater dude: a cockgobbler you fuckin fag
*skater proceeds to absolute suplex the angry dude*

by TheBeaterOfMeats March 14, 2019

Cockgobbler

A vast army of gender confused white privileged LARPers, living in their mother's basement while attending college from the ages of 16 to 32 under the illusion that they are the frontline fighting off fascist Nazis in a world where Communism is good.

Traits of Cockgobbler LARPers include:
- Potbellied
- Hunchbacked
- Man Buns
- Skinny Jeans
- Hipster beards
- Black hoods and masks
- Gender confusion
- Gender fluid is their beverage of choice
- Vegan
- Avid fortnight and D&D player
- Generally privileged of white ethnicities
- Drive a Prius or Volkswagen
- effeminate (If male....including gynecomastia, low T and are cucks)
- Feminists Domineering types (If female)
- The wearing of pussy hats
- Practice of witchcraft
- Frequent temper tantrums and stomping
- General misunderstanding of the words socialism, fascist and Nazi
- Believe Hitler actually wasn't a Socialist
- Insist on using MSNBC, CNN, Snopes and Politifact for all sources of information
- Hold open hostilities towards anyone NON COMMUNIST
- Insist Socialism has never been done right
- Regularly physically assault elderly, small women, weak and occasionally gay males.

- Major proponents of infanticide
- Hatred for the United States and all that is good
- Also go under the alias of Antifa, snowflake commie bastards and Democrat

Going downtown to blow a load into a few of those cockgobblers down there protesting the American Flag. I'll be back when I'm done getting my cock gobbled.

by The guy who bones Tony's mom July 2, 2019

cockgobbler

Someone who gobbles mad cock and will never stop givin that slop bop top.

hey kaiden b, " i heard your grandmas a sexy gilf cockgobbler!" you should invite her over sometime(;

by fucklord69 April 12, 2019