by Benny Forrest Kennedy January 9, 2009
Get the S.O.W. [cockgobbler]mug. by ccduff11 December 9, 2008
Get the cockgobblermug. by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016
Get the cockgobbling goblinmug. Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.
"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
Get the vodka induced cockgobblermug. 
A vast army of gender confused white privileged LARPers, living in their mother's basement while attending college from the ages of 16 to 32 under the illusion that they are the frontline fighting off fascist Nazis in a world where Communism is good.
Traits of Cockgobbler LARPers include:
- Potbellied
- Hunchbacked
- Man Buns
- Skinny Jeans
- Hipster beards
- Black hoods and masks
- Gender confusion
- Gender fluid is their beverage of choice
- Vegan
- Avid fortnight and D&D player
- Generally privileged of white ethnicities
- Drive a Prius or Volkswagen
- effeminate (If male....including gynecomastia, low T and are cucks)
- Feminists Domineering types (If female)
- The wearing of pussy hats
- Practice of witchcraft
- Frequent temper tantrums and stomping
- General misunderstanding of the words socialism, fascist and Nazi
- Believe Hitler actually wasn't a Socialist
- Insist on using MSNBC, CNN, Snopes and Politifact for all sources of information
- Hold open hostilities towards anyone NON COMMUNIST
- Insist Socialism has never been done right
- Regularly physically assault elderly, small women, weak and occasionally gay males.
- Major proponents of infanticide
- Hatred for the United States and all that is good
- Also go under the alias of Antifa, snowflake commie bastards and Democrat
Traits of Cockgobbler LARPers include:
- Potbellied
- Hunchbacked
- Man Buns
- Skinny Jeans
- Hipster beards
- Black hoods and masks
- Gender confusion
- Gender fluid is their beverage of choice
- Vegan
- Avid fortnight and D&D player
- Generally privileged of white ethnicities
- Drive a Prius or Volkswagen
- effeminate (If male....including gynecomastia, low T and are cucks)
- Feminists Domineering types (If female)
- The wearing of pussy hats
- Practice of witchcraft
- Frequent temper tantrums and stomping
- General misunderstanding of the words socialism, fascist and Nazi
- Believe Hitler actually wasn't a Socialist
- Insist on using MSNBC, CNN, Snopes and Politifact for all sources of information
- Hold open hostilities towards anyone NON COMMUNIST
- Insist Socialism has never been done right
- Regularly physically assault elderly, small women, weak and occasionally gay males.
- Major proponents of infanticide
- Hatred for the United States and all that is good
- Also go under the alias of Antifa, snowflake commie bastards and Democrat
Going downtown to blow a load into a few of those cockgobblers down there protesting the American Flag. I'll be back when I'm done getting my cock gobbled.
by The guy who bones Tony's mom July 2, 2019
Get the Cockgobblermug. hey kaiden b, " i heard your grandmas a sexy gilf cockgobbler!" you should invite her over sometime(;
by fucklord69 April 12, 2019
Get the cockgobblermug.