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Get the cockgobbling goblin mug.Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.
"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"
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Angry dude: HEY STOP SKATING THERE
Skater dude: yo shut the fuck up you cockgobbler
Angry dude: WHAT YOU CALL ME?
skater dude: a cockgobbler you fuckin fag
*skater proceeds to absolute suplex the angry dude*
Skater dude: yo shut the fuck up you cockgobbler
Angry dude: WHAT YOU CALL ME?
skater dude: a cockgobbler you fuckin fag
*skater proceeds to absolute suplex the angry dude*
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