cocktis

Hair growing from the pubic area, following shaving the pubic area 2-8 days before; this hair becomes prickly like a cactis.

Dude, I need to shave my cocktis!

by the pito monster May 1, 2011

Cocknitive Dissonance

When you are aroused by something that probably shouldn’t arouse you.

Person 1: I saw a picture of my grandma at the beach when she was younger, she used to be hot.

Person 2: Looks like a case of cocknitive dissonance

by ShadyMemeDealer97 May 20, 2018

cockbaiting

verb: using ones phallos as a means of attracting women

aww joes cockbaiting kaitie again

by steve the legend April 29, 2006

The Cockatiel

when u put your cock on someones shoulder unsespectanly, like a pirate.

since trevor was being such a d bag that night i decided to give him the cockatiel while we was sitting down

by Issaquah'sFinest January 17, 2008

Cockatitis

n. a condition in which someone's breath reeks as if you have sucked on a number of dirty penises.

Have an Altoid since you've got cockatitis.

by JoeKnee October 17, 2012

COCKANITIS

Cockanitis is a really big poop/shit.

Tends to smell really putrid and ransid

Yo, i just ate 3 quater pounders with cheese and i just took the biggest cockanitis of my life.

Yo, is that you who smells like cockanitis?!

by Torretorredurr October 26, 2020

cocktimistic

Being particularly optimistic in matters regarding sex.

"Oh don't pout, this is singles night! There's every reason to be cocktimistic in this crowd"

"Hey babe, feeling cocktimistic tonight or should I just brush my teeth and call it a night?"

by vvlts December 12, 2012