chumpelstilts

a variation on the word chump. replacing the "rumpel" in rumpelstilts to produce chumpelstilts.

dood, you freakin' chumpelstilts...

by doodxor July 20, 2003

chumple

to rub one off

Oh shit, i just chumpled in my cola.

by hytmal April 2, 2004

chumplet

a complete chump one who is a fool and should be told so

Man Joey is such a chumplet, he should leave and go home.

by Andrew October 9, 2004

Chumpled

To choke in sport

Berdych chumpled the twelfth game of the second set to Rafa in the 2010 Wimbledon final.

by ZaZopolis July 7, 2010

cumpulsive

Sexual compulsion

"Why did you fuck him?"

"I dunno. It was cumpulsive"

by iloling December 24, 2013

Chimpulation

The act of chimpulating.

verb: To chimpulate.

To chimpulate is to lose brain functionality; to devolve your brain capacity to that of an ape for brief period.

"Yo, you good?"
"Nah homie, I totally just zoned out... I just chimpulated!"
"Damn, homie that's some serious chimpulation!"

by chimpulus October 13, 2019

Chumbulous

An adorably fat animal. An animal that has been deemed "a unit' or 'chonky' may then be referred to as chumbulous.

"Look at this cat. What an absolute unit." "Yeah, he's a chumbulous man."

by I give no fucks March 8, 2021