Champu

Spanish for Shampoo. English for fun to say.

We're going to the store to buy some champu for our hair.

by jenshelle February 12, 2010

chumpatize

v. To turn someone into a chump. Often used reflexively (see example). Earliest documented use is in Director Seth Gordon's 2007 documentary THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS.

Dude, don't chumpatize yourself!

"Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: About me convincing Steve Wiebe not to be a chump, talking him out of chumpatizing himself." -Mr. Awesome

by fugitive February 25, 2008

chump-a-thon

A event that sucks arse, usually involving chumps.

man, that party last night was a real chump-a-thon

by Macca J October 27, 2007

Two Pump Chump

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

by KHD August 2, 2003

champurrado

possibly the best drink in the world. the hispanic version of hot chocolate but 10 times better!

hot chocolate champurrado hispanic filipino atole

by jerrysteeze November 25, 2013

Chompuccino

A person who is being rude and acting like a kook towards other people.

That chompuccino is taking all the waves

by Surfingsossie July 5, 2019

chumpceptian

a chump who saw an unfamiliar term in a game and decides to look it up online only to discover that the term was made up to refer to that very chump.

George: I saw this province named chumpceptian in Utopia so I looked it up and I LITERALLY got chumpcepted. I'm the chumpceptian!

by pek_Chu March 1, 2020