Chumpu

Those retards who believe that they are actually very impressive and intellectual are called Chumpu.

"Look Sam, Solar eclipse happens because Moon blocks the sun Rays to Earth"
"What would the likes of you know? I know everything. Solar Eclipse happens when fire in the Sun stops for some time."
"Haha! What a Chumpu you are!"

by mountainspirit January 6, 2009

chump pump

When a guy is having sex with a girl and she is bored so she watches tv as he is pumping away like a chump.

I watched part of an infomercial while he was chump pumping away. Sex is soooo soo on boring with him anymore

by athena2013 November 17, 2013

chumpsketball

a match into which lame players are sucked for money

assholes defrauding others in peer group

I made $20 in that last chumpsketball, golly!

by kmfrayed April 18, 2012

Poggus Champus

A more classy way to say Pog Champ.

Yes, my dear friend, this is a Poggus Champus moment.

by C4NY369 September 30, 2020

real time chump

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.

Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems

by TeaInTheMoment January 10, 2018

trump a chump

To take advantage of another who is less powerful, too trusting, and who needs something from you.

It’s hard to resist a round of trump a chump when someone is that hungry for the money and the spotlight.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2018

chumped

Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.

Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.

by running out of patience February 28, 2009