Independent catering

A desolate scorched abomination of a canteen. As their motto states “if its not 80% grease we didn’t make it.” The only place that can mess up chips were they either come out frozen or covered in the entire xbox community of salt. Their shambles of an attempt of trying to provide healthy food leaves children consuming more grease and fat than 6 mums at weight-watchers club. Their tomato sauce can be used as wave power due to the sheer volume of water mixed into it. Their burgers are known to have certain side effects such as lung cancer and are comparable to none other than Hitler himself. Just watch out because if you lose your card your rights will be stripped from you and you will be taken down to the dungeon to be beaten and disciplined by the minimum wage demogorgan staff

Person 1: i got a chicken burger from independent catering
Person 2: oh really how is it
Person 1: its pretty goo(cough) lung cancer symptoms take effect

by I want to commit toaster bath March 12, 2021

cheering bastard

Harry Simzoes

cheering bastards

by lucz August 1, 2019

Chestering

The act of standing behind someone and listening to their conversation and yet does not participate in said conversation...

Today, Alex was chestering into Ashley's test...

by SwagmastahYOLO June 10, 2013

cootering

Verb: the action of inserting an item(s)(lipstick, toy, food, drugs, contraband, etc) into a vagina for the purpose of hiding said item from interested parties (police, priest, boyfriend etc)

The young lady was cootering heroin when captured by the authorities.

by HK Han D'job July 23, 2015

chering

to share links, especially self-promotional ones, in a flamboyant, flashy or navel-baring way to increase your "micro-celebrity" status in your social networks. A nod to the iconic Cher and her midriff.

Man, what an attention ho that girl is. Doesn't she ever stop with the chering?

by inkyviolet July 24, 2011

Cyphering

To rap or flow, but not in a battle.

That guy is sick at cyphering.

by Tommy Cease October 15, 2006

Global Chavering

Large dance music festival in Marston Airfield in Stratford Upon Avon, which has far too many police and sniffer dogs and around 50,000 chavs, happens once a year around the end of July.

me "did you go to Global Chavering this year?"
chav "yeah it pissed down all weekend and i got nicked for all my mandy and biftas it was seriously heavy bloooood"

by Gfloss August 17, 2007