Child

Tommyinnit is such a child! smh.
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A tiny creature that takes your life away
That child took my life away
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Generally used to describe a miniature human being, besides "little midget", but has many other uses; what someone might use to call their friends when they want to be a jackass and annoy the shit out of them.
"Good day, children." I say, as I walk towards my friends at the bus stop, a grin clear on my face.

My friends stop their conversation between each other, and turn to face me, a glare forming on their faces.

"Hmph. Clearly you aren't amused by my fabulousness..." I pout, crossing, my arms over my chest and stomping my foot like the child I am.
by Kaito Rin November 30, 2017
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A word refering to people beneath you both mentally and physically and agewise.
Person 1: I love Batman
Person 2: NO CHILD NO STOP CHILD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by supermanrocks January 01, 2011
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Someone who is 5 years old or younger. A kid is from 6 to 12 years old and people who are 13 or older are either dudes or chicks.
That child still sucks tit.
by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010
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None needed, thats what they are.

"You are such a chidl."
by Gabriel March 22, 2005
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A great use as either a pillow or a football. Also a great flashlight
by TurtleBird69 July 12, 2020
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