Chairman Mao's Revenge 

Similar to Montezuma's Revenge, except with Chinese Food.

I went to Asia Cafe and got lots of cheap Teriyaki Chicken and egg rolls, but I got Chairman Mao's Revenge and I've been on the can since I wrote this definition.

Chairman Mao's Revenge by Keilman December 5, 2009

Chairman of the Bowl 

Getting a Man Chair while taking a dump.

Oh man, I'm horny but I also have to take a dump. What ever should I do? Chairman of the Bowl!

Chairman of the Bowl by Tim0210 October 23, 2007

Chairman Lmao 

Regarded as one of the most important figures in modern world history, Lmao is still a controversial figure today, over thirty years after his death. He is held in high regard in China where he is often portrayed as a great revolutionary and strategist who eventually defeated Chiang Kai-shek in the Chinese Civil War, and transformed the country into a major power through his policies. However, many of Lmao's socio-political programs such as the Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution are blamed by critics from both within and outside China for causing severe damage to the culture, society, economy and foreign relations of China, as well as enormous and unnecessary loss of lives, a peacetime death toll in the tens of millions.

Although still officially venerated in China, his influence has been largely overshadowed by the political and economic reforms of Deng Xiaoping and other leaders since his death. Lmao is also recognized as a poet and calligrapher.

Allen: "Dude, Chairman Lmao was a pretty ballin' chairman."

Andrew: "I'll Lmao YOUR chairman."

Tess: "I'll chairman YOUR Lmao."

goldfingerdgreat: sup
smartassukrigga: chairman lmao just died
goldfingerdgreat: bummer dude
smartassukrigga: lol

Chairman Lmao by a-chaps January 12, 2008

Chairman Jao Bai Den 

Joe Biden, the supreme leader of Chimerica

America is dead. The CCP is in charge now. Hail Chairman Jao Bai Den.

Chairman Jao Bai Den by Eushshtb March 28, 2021

Chairman LMAO 

An expression one uses when 'LMAO' simply will not suffice to demonstrate the level to which one is laughing their respective ass off.

Used in the similar situations to 'ROFLCOPTER', 'LOLERCAUST'.

Guy #1: Look at that dude's clothes, hahahaha!
Guy #2: Chairman LMAO!

Chairman LMAO by Elliot Hunter February 18, 2009

Chairman Rose 

An rich British man from Pokémon Sword and Sheild who tried to do something good (stop an energy crisis) but failed at it

"Chairman Rose tried to save Galar, by destroying it!"

Chairman Rose by Silly furry :3 June 17, 2023

Chairman Hao 

Informal name of alderman Helen Shiller in Chicago's 46th Ward. It is a combination of her name and the title of the late Chairman Mao of Chinese fame.

Shiller is famous for her socialist views and clear belief that central planning is best. As long as she is the central planner.

Chairman Hao dictated that two towers of low income housing be built even though thousands of people in the community were vocally opposed.

Chairman Hao dictated that enemies of the socialist peoples movement be exiled to Lincoln Park.

Chairman Hao by irishpirate1 November 10, 2008