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Chairman Mao's Revenge

I went to Asia Cafe and got lots of cheap Teriyaki Chicken and egg rolls, but I got Chairman Mao's Revenge and I've been on the can since I wrote this definition.
by Keilman December 5, 2009
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Chairman of the Bowl

Oh man, I'm horny but I also have to take a dump. What ever should I do? Chairman of the Bowl!
by Tim0210 October 23, 2007
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Chairman Lmao

Regarded as one of the most important figures in modern world history, Lmao is still a controversial figure today, over thirty years after his death. He is held in high regard in China where he is often portrayed as a great revolutionary and strategist who eventually defeated Chiang Kai-shek in the Chinese Civil War, and transformed the country into a major power through his policies. However, many of Lmao's socio-political programs such as the Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution are blamed by critics from both within and outside China for causing severe damage to the culture, society, economy and foreign relations of China, as well as enormous and unnecessary loss of lives, a peacetime death toll in the tens of millions.

Although still officially venerated in China, his influence has been largely overshadowed by the political and economic reforms of Deng Xiaoping and other leaders since his death. Lmao is also recognized as a poet and calligrapher.
Allen: "Dude, Chairman Lmao was a pretty ballin' chairman."

Andrew: "I'll Lmao YOUR chairman."

Tess: "I'll chairman YOUR Lmao."

goldfingerdgreat: sup
smartassukrigga: chairman lmao just died
goldfingerdgreat: bummer dude
smartassukrigga: lol
by a-chaps January 12, 2008
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Chairman Jao Bai Den

America is dead. The CCP is in charge now. Hail Chairman Jao Bai Den.
by Eushshtb March 28, 2021
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Chairman LMAO

An expression one uses when 'LMAO' simply will not suffice to demonstrate the level to which one is laughing their respective ass off.

Used in the similar situations to 'ROFLCOPTER', 'LOLERCAUST'.
Guy #1: Look at that dude's clothes, hahahaha!
Guy #2: Chairman LMAO!
by Elliot Hunter February 18, 2009
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Chairman Rose

An rich British man from Pokémon Sword and Sheild who tried to do something good (stop an energy crisis) but failed at it
"Chairman Rose tried to save Galar, by destroying it!"
by Silly furry :3 June 17, 2023
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Chairman Hao

Informal name of alderman Helen Shiller in Chicago's 46th Ward. It is a combination of her name and the title of the late Chairman Mao of Chinese fame.

Shiller is famous for her socialist views and clear belief that central planning is best. As long as she is the central planner.
Chairman Hao dictated that two towers of low income housing be built even though thousands of people in the community were vocally opposed.

Chairman Hao dictated that enemies of the socialist peoples movement be exiled to Lincoln Park.
by irishpirate1 November 10, 2008
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