A portmanteau of car + barbarian. Someone who clearly got their drivers license in a box of Cracker Jacks. These are people who behave like complete assholes behind the wheel and refuse to recognize the humanity of anyone who isn’t in a car, and frequently the other drivers on the road as well.
Typical traits of carbarians:
-Always driving at 20 mph above the speed limit, even in residential areas
-Removing the mufflers from their cars for no other reason than to make more noise
-Intentionally running over cyclists and pedestrians
-Voting against anything that would be convenient to anyone other than themselves and other carbarians, thereby turning their town into a mess of freeways, traffic jams, overpasses, and parking lots for shitty chain restaurants
-Having religious objections to using their turn signals
-Driving drunk or distracted
-Owning a low mileage car
-Having way too many political bumper stickers
-Honking at non-carbarians for doing the speed limit
-Hit and runs
-Always driving at 20 mph above the speed limit, even in residential areas
-Removing the mufflers from their cars for no other reason than to make more noise
-Intentionally running over cyclists and pedestrians
-Voting against anything that would be convenient to anyone other than themselves and other carbarians, thereby turning their town into a mess of freeways, traffic jams, overpasses, and parking lots for shitty chain restaurants
-Having religious objections to using their turn signals
-Driving drunk or distracted
-Owning a low mileage car
-Having way too many political bumper stickers
-Honking at non-carbarians for doing the speed limit
-Hit and runs
by Shepherd Guy April 24, 2022
Get the Carbarian mug.1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.
2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.
2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.
“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”
“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”
“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”
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A person who see's things, not usually recognized by people her age. She is a bit strange and cocky but that is part of her charm. She is terrified of human relationships but understands people very easily. She has a habit of understanding people too quickly, and judging them for it. Ask a casuarina for relationship advice, not a relationship.
Is also an Australian tree.
Is also an Australian tree.
Dave: Casuarina is really out there, i think i'm gonna ask her out, she seems fun.
Nick: Nah man, get her to set you up instead, she doesn't 'do' relationships.
Nick: Nah man, get her to set you up instead, she doesn't 'do' relationships.
by .Caz July 24, 2011
Get the Casuarina mug.A typical Calgarian forms part of a giant collective or hive mind. Unlike the Borg, it is almost impossible to become assimilated into this 'old boys network'.
They have robotic tendancies and will eat meals at the same time as their peers. Everything is perfect for the Calgarian, and they rarely find the need to discover the world beyond the Calgary city limits; preferring to visit the zoo for the 1019th time.
The Calgarian often drives a large pick up truck, although rarely uses the rear box to transport cargo. SUVs are becoming more popular, and often driven by mothers.
The lower class Calgarian is often distinguished by their appearance; often sporting a large greasy mullet topped with a 'Molsen Canadian' baseball cap. These are often spotted around areas known as Dover or Forest Lawn.
Musical tastes are limited to country, 'lite rock' and US-style Hip hop and clothing fashions are often 2-3 years behind other major centers in the world.
They have robotic tendancies and will eat meals at the same time as their peers. Everything is perfect for the Calgarian, and they rarely find the need to discover the world beyond the Calgary city limits; preferring to visit the zoo for the 1019th time.
The Calgarian often drives a large pick up truck, although rarely uses the rear box to transport cargo. SUVs are becoming more popular, and often driven by mothers.
The lower class Calgarian is often distinguished by their appearance; often sporting a large greasy mullet topped with a 'Molsen Canadian' baseball cap. These are often spotted around areas known as Dover or Forest Lawn.
Musical tastes are limited to country, 'lite rock' and US-style Hip hop and clothing fashions are often 2-3 years behind other major centers in the world.
by Madtroll June 2, 2004
Get the calgarian mug.Cassarina's tend to have brown eyes. Very funny sometimes. Loves to have a good time. But is a trouble maker. Cassarina's are friends with one person one day, then the next day hates them, then likes them again and switches up quite a lot. Isn't trustworthy. But will stand up for a friend. Hangs with the wrong crowds. Tries to fit in and buy all the "cool" clothes. Most people don't like her. She has an annoying but friendly personality. Athletic. Gets very nasty when in fights and stabs you in the back. But tries to fix things. She is very persistent and never gives up. She is quite pretty but knows it. Gets mad pretty fast.
Girl 1: Oh my, Cassarina is so annoying.
Girl 2: I know right, she kept talking bad about all these people and now I see that she is hanging out with them.
Girl 1: She does that all the time! One minute she hates someone and another minute she loves them, she isn't trustworthy.
Guy 1: Cassarina is pretty hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, I guess so.
Guy 1: Not the hottest but she is hot.
Girl 2: I know right, she kept talking bad about all these people and now I see that she is hanging out with them.
Girl 1: She does that all the time! One minute she hates someone and another minute she loves them, she isn't trustworthy.
Guy 1: Cassarina is pretty hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, I guess so.
Guy 1: Not the hottest but she is hot.
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Me: Ole’ Stacy just ripped a Casmalian Boilermaker on me 🤢
Me: Ole’ Stacy just ripped a Casmalian Boilermaker on me 🤢
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