Calamity Bridge

Thinking you have your penis in a girl's vagina but you actually have it in her anus. You have crossed Calamity Bridge.

Oh man, I went across Calamity Bridge last night!

by BunyipLobesy November 18, 2011

calavitus

A male name, people with this name are puissant. Taking control of every aspect of their lives.

Oh look! It's Calavitus! quick, bow down.

by Calavitus August 13, 2020

Calamity

A form of art, that only the gods of distress are capable or creating within the realm of mankind. Also known as Luca, and occasionally Maryam.

"Wow Luca, there you go with your dumb ass decisions, you finna cause calamity"

"you need to CALMamity down"

by K-375 March 4, 2019

calamite

Calamite was briefly, and infrequently, used as a euphemism for homosexuality early in the 20th Century. It referred to a group of Walt Whitman's poems that celebrated love between men, the Calamus cluster.

craig: 'not only am i gay, im a calamite.'

by richie dagger June 11, 2006

calamity

when a typhoon occurs from every bodily orfice at once

My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.

by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003

calamitologist

An alarmist climate scientist or other gloom-and-doomster

There was a strong surface warming between the 1890s and the 1940s, followed by a pronounced cooling (and warnings of a catastrophic ice age by some of the same calamitologists who now claim disastrous warming) from the 1940s to the 1970s, then rising temperatures again from the 1970s to today. (Source: James Glassman and Sallie Baliunas, The Weekly Standard, June 25, 2001)

by Steve Schulin April 21, 2005

calamity sam

The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip

"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"

by MelizzlefoShizzle November 11, 2007