calamity James

The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans

England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?

by black flag June 27, 2004

Great Calamity Kittens!

An exclamation, similar to great scott!, making its first appearance in the Wonder Woman comic Sensation Comics #7 (July 1942). Later popularized by cracked.com in its article "The 6 Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes".

'A dead woman.' That must mean the Baroness! But Paula was electrocuted- great calamity kittens! I'm going mad!

by uliglaze April 28, 2011

Calamity Flats

AKA Klamath Falls, Oregon. A town in southern Oregon that languished with the decline of the timber industry. AKA Klamath Fails.

I was born in Calamity Flats but moved to Sacradementia when dad got laid off by Weyerhauser.

by DuWayne Lippschitz January 20, 2011

Calamity Bridge

Thinking you have your penis in a girl's vagina but you actually have it in her anus. You have crossed Calamity Bridge.

Oh man, I went across Calamity Bridge last night!

by BunyipLobesy November 18, 2011

calavitus

A male name, people with this name are puissant. Taking control of every aspect of their lives.

Oh look! It's Calavitus! quick, bow down.

by Calavitus August 13, 2020

Calamity

A form of art, that only the gods of distress are capable or creating within the realm of mankind. Also known as Luca, and occasionally Maryam.

"Wow Luca, there you go with your dumb ass decisions, you finna cause calamity"

"you need to CALMamity down"

by K-375 March 4, 2019

calamite

Calamite was briefly, and infrequently, used as a euphemism for homosexuality early in the 20th Century. It referred to a group of Walt Whitman's poems that celebrated love between men, the Calamus cluster.

craig: 'not only am i gay, im a calamite.'

by richie dagger June 11, 2006