1. The offspring of a cactus and an octopus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.
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A Cactipus is a cross breed between an Octopus and a Cactus. Some scientists claim the Cactipus can spit needles with toxic black ink and paralyze it's prey. They habitat the southern region of South America and they dwell in the muddy river beds spread out through the area. There is no known cure for it's venom and it has taken over 3,000 lives since it was discovered in late 2003 by a man from the BoogemBagem tribe.
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Get the Cactipus mug.A half cactus, half octopus who lives in the snow. The reason for this being, that the first generation of Cactapi couldnt decide whether to live in desert or ocean, and due to alot of family feuds, they ended out living in snow. Pretty much any snow, anywhere.
History: Actually a word I used as an insult one morning. I attempted to say Cactus and said Cactapus. I bet you can tell I'm not very good at mornings.
(Dear Cactapi, I am terribly sorry for using your species as an insult.)
History: Actually a word I used as an insult one morning. I attempted to say Cactus and said Cactapus. I bet you can tell I'm not very good at mornings.
(Dear Cactapi, I am terribly sorry for using your species as an insult.)
"You you... you, CACTAPUS!"
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Get the coctopussy mug.Technically, a half-cactus, half-octopus creature that lives part-time in the desert, and part-time in the ocean.
But it really means a man that you can't hold down because he's slippery and clever, and if you manage to catch him, you'll get pricked.
But it really means a man that you can't hold down because he's slippery and clever, and if you manage to catch him, you'll get pricked.
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"Look out for that giant cactapus in the water"
"Look out for that giant cactapus in the water"
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