coctopus

Eight weiners in or around one girl (or guy).

"Dude, check out this crazy porno. That girl's got two in the coo, four in the back door, and a man in each hand. She's a genuine coctopus."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

choctoroon

a person of one-eighth chocolate shake ancestry

"I'm a choctoroon and I'm offended by your statement."

by aylmao753 December 2, 2015

Choc-top

Poo covered dick

-Oscar, want a choc-top??
-fuck yeah!!!

by Ilovechoctop October 5, 2015

Choc Top

1. Somebody attuned to doing someone up the anus for sexual purposes

that guy's such a choctop cos he knocked that girl up the batty

by Scott Tufrey May 24, 2004

Chocopoppysquirrel

N. The name of the process which takes place in the body of a squirrel after given enough chocolate. This process can take up to 3 and a half hours, so if one night you have nothing to do, this is a good way to pass the time. The process consists of four steps

1. lose of ability to climb trees.
2. lose of ability to tell the difference between another squirrel and a mailbox.
3. severe seizures.
4. explosion.

A: I have so many bags of leftover chocolate chips, and i dont know what to do with them.
B: Well, theres a shit load of squirrels in my backyard, wanna ses them have Chocopoppysquirrels?
A: Hell yea!

by ZachYJack February 9, 2008

choc top

getting head from a black woman

just got a choc top in the car park

by farahiscool July 20, 2021

coctopussy

The act of performing sexual intercourse. banging hookin' up bumpin' uglies

"Soooo...I met this super hot girl, last night - and within 5 minutes, we were totally coctopussy"

by thebigugly August 17, 2012