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An earnest warning that any spurious criticism will result in a straight right to the jaw.
Me: Leicester surely can't maintain this for throughout the season
Jamie Vardy: Mate... chat shit get banged
by technicalJohn January 27, 2016
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bungee cum

its hisoka's cum but its pink. it looks like bubble gum.
hisoka looks at gon and he squirts his bungee cum.
by bruhihateu October 2, 2020
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Bunger Jumnper

1. A misspelling of the term "bungee jumper", often typed by the spelling-deficient and those with endless enjoyment for Roblox.

2. A derogatory term for a gay man or someone who takes pride in frequent anal sex, the word "bunger" being another word for asshole, and "jumper" in reference to how they dive in.
1) Overlord Trey (trying to spell): "bunger jumnper"
Everybody else: *hysterical laughter*

2) James: "Ethan, why don't you stop annoying me and go bunger jumping!"
Ethan: "Maybe I will, honey"
by Samson Dreffro December 1, 2018
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banged on

when gangs appraoch u and ask wat set u r from...
i was wearin all red in daygo and got banged on
by juggalopride187 July 7, 2006
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chat shit get banged

A phrase popularised by esteemed philosopher, James Vardé in his 1903 paper, 'Net six and chill'.

Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.
Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!

Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.

Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.
by Emmanuel Adebayor January 14, 2016
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banged me like a cheap screen door

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.
I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.
by Vanesca April 18, 2012
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Banged In

A phrase, common in law enforcement circles, that means to call in sick to work.
"Hey, I thought Andrews was supposed to be here on the morning shift."
"No, he banged in. Said something about having the shits all last night."
by LEODude67 October 4, 2016
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