Saucey Bumpkin

Idiot. Term for "You Suck".

Sauce! , Wow! Saucey Bumpkin! , Did you see Brad? What a saucey bumpkin.

by JackkerFires November 15, 2010

Scrundle Bumpkin

Scrundle Bumpkin (derived from the combination of Scrundle and Bumpkin) - A stupid son of a bitch who doesn’t know their head from their ass until they fart. Then they reach for a toothbrush.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is

exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.

Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin.

Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.

That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.

by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022

pumpkin spice bumpkin

1. A prissy country girl/guy with an ego too big for her/his own good

2. A Starbucks loving ignorant white girl.

3. Basically anyone who is a hipsterish southern idiot.

4. Your own interpretation is welcome.

Tod : oh man I heard about your girlfriend leaving you for some other dude.
Ted: yeah man
Tod: you should never fall those pumpkin spice bumpkin types man.

by Delphiina December 10, 2015

country bumpkin

Someone that is sheltered from modern society by being from the sticks.

Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies is a country bumpkin.

by LB March 31, 2004

beach bumpkin

A country bumpkin that lives on a beach.

After the beach bumpkin got done swimming in the ocean, he went back to his farm to work on the field.

by Clinker March 15, 2008

bumpkin

a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town

Even though the boy's a bumpkin doesn't mean he's oblivious.

by Toria March 28, 2004

bumpkin

Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.

Look at that pathetic bell-ringing bumpkin in the long blue wig.

by City Lad August 17, 2008