Motion Blotion

To receive fellatio whilst driving a vehicle.

She gave me a motion blotion on the way to the party last night.

by hockeyplayer92 March 27, 2015

Brotien Shake

When your bros jizz in your protein shake for extra protein.

"Bro do you think I can get some jizz for my Brotien Shake?"
"Of course dude."

by JadeJj May 3, 2021

Brotionary

A term describing a book that contains all and every word(s) that a true "bro" is expected to know. There are few brotionaries out at the moment but more and better ones will be made in the future. The brotionary is not done in alphebetical order, but by importance of word.

Joe: hey what's up bro?

Steve: not much bro, just reading up on my new brotionary.

Joe: holy shit you don't know all terms already?

(Joe then proceeds to cut off all contact with Steve until further notice).

by Chief11 January 24, 2010

Broton

A guy that is a positive influence on another guy, usually younger, who will flock around the Broton like neutrons around protons. Like a Big Brother or role model.

"My boyfriend is a total broton for my little brother."

by Sold Out Activist May 11, 2009

bration

An abbreviated form of the word "celebration."
A social gathering, especially for pleasure or amusement.

"Wow, she really threw a great bration!"
"Let's go out brationing!"
"I'm so hung over, we brationed all last night!"

by Michelle Gilbert May 5, 2006

Broton

1. Broton: An electrically charged particle that makes up the atoms of a bro.

2. Bro-ton: A unit of measurement. A broton is equal to 1 ton

907) of bros.

Bro: Oh, shit, I just lost a broton! I better re-charge with some Natty Light!
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Person 1: Did you see all the bros at the game today?
Person 2: Yeah, there must have been 5 bro-tons of them.

by TheMidgette October 17, 2011

Faux-bration

When you have your mobile phone on silent (vibration only) and it feels like it's vibrating. But when you check your phone, there are no message or missed call notifications.

Your mate keeps digging his phone out of his pocket every five minutes complaining that it keeps vibrating. To which you can only reply sounds like faux-bration to me.

by dastardlydal May 24, 2010