Brigand

1. A wondering robber

2. one of the most plentiful enemies in Fire Emblem.

Fire Emblem Starts out with a Teenage girl named Lyndis, whoe's Parents were killed by brigands.

by Light Joker May 4, 2004

london bridging

When your bra strap is falling down.

"I'm london bridging right now."

"I call my bra strap London Bridge because it's falling down."

by AnarchistOwl December 1, 2014

Brigand Theory

A theory based on the fact that sick days should always be spent at school and not at home where they will only be wasted.

The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.

Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.

"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.

dude 1: Dude, you are so freakin' sick. Why are you going to school?

dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

Bridan

Bridans are very sexy and smart, they are great at sex and have the bst personalty. Bridans are careing, sweet and romantic but often get carried away, and can sometimes rush a girl into something that she dosent like. Bridans are very energetic and love to run, and are great at keeping secrets.

My Boyfriend Bridan

by Cassie9746 August 18, 2012

Bridgend

1. A shithole of a town in Wales. Famed for a rash of teenage suicides. Now used to describe anywhere that is so depressing that you'd sooner kill yourself than live there.

2. A term to define an Emo suicide due to then prevelance of teenage suicides in the less-than-lovely South Wales town.

1. I was so glad to get out of my first appartment - it was such a shit-tip that it made Bridgend look nice.

2.
Emo: "I'm not okay" by My Chemical Romance is all about me!
Normal person: Go pull a Bridgend you whiney emo-fuck!

by Iain1977 February 21, 2008

bridging up

Bridging up, is a term used to call out someone who seems to be picking a fight, or stand off-ish though It's generally only used in humorous situations, when it hasn't exactly escalated to that point of heated exchange but generally means - Why are you sticking your chest out/ picking a fight?

Me: *laughing* why are you bridging up bro?
Guy: Because you're pissing me off, do you wanna go?
Me: Stop building bridges bro, you'll get shut down.

by nevergaveyouniggasmoney June 20, 2016

Brigand Young

A dumb-a** Bible-thumping extremist who led bands of marauding followers to ambush and rob innocent travelers and homeowners.

Besides being a prolific robber-baron, Brigand Young also had multiple wives, so I suppose that his resulting many children could be termed to be "Brigand's young", as well.

by QuacksO December 28, 2021