What Sean Connery called Alex Terbek on Celebrity Jeopardy
"Damn you and your Daily Doubles you Brigand! One day it will be my turn Trebek."
by Tokie G McTokerson July 29, 2006
"yo man stop being such a brigand", "your the friggin brigand", "oh madn your THE brigand"
by the friggin brigand June 14, 2003
1. A wondering robber

2. one of the most plentiful enemies in Fire Emblem.
Fire Emblem Starts out with a Teenage girl named Lyndis, whoe's Parents were killed by brigands.
by Light Joker May 4, 2004
Robber/Thief...The most widely known word in the small town of Rutherford, New Jersey, thanks to THAT DUDE WHOM WE ALL LOVE...Mr. Daborn
Mr. Daborn: "Hey! What's a brigand? -__-"

Student: "A robber or a thief!"

Mr. Daborn: "Yeaaaa"

Student: "Yeaaaa"
by Muggman1842 December 14, 2010
A theory based on the fact that sick days should always be spent at school and not at home where they will only be wasted.

The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.

Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.

"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.
dude 1: Dude, you are so freakin' sick. Why are you going to school?

dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.
by Pitoyable May 10, 2005
A dumb-a** Bible-thumping extremist who led bands of marauding followers to ambush and rob innocent travelers and homeowners.
Besides being a prolific robber-baron, Brigand Young also had multiple wives, so I suppose that his resulting many children could be termed to be "Brigand's young", as well.
by QuacksO December 28, 2022