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Brigand
Robber/Thief...The most widely known word in the small town of Rutherford, New Jersey, thanks to THAT DUDE WHOM WE ALL LOVE...Mr. Daborn
Mr. Daborn: "Hey! What's a brigand? -__-"
Student: "A robber or a thief!"
Mr. Daborn: "Yeaaaa"
Student: "Yeaaaa"
Student: "A robber or a thief!"
Mr. Daborn: "Yeaaaa"
Student: "Yeaaaa"
Brigand by Muggman1842 December 14, 2010
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brigand by the friggin brigand June 13, 2003
Brigand Theory
A theory based on the fact that sick days should always be spent at school and not at home where they will only be wasted.
The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.
Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.
"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.
The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.
Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.
"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.
dude 1: Dude, you are so freakin' sick. Why are you going to school?
dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.
dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.
Brigand Theory by Pitoyable May 9, 2005
Brigand Young
A dumb-a** Bible-thumping extremist who led bands of marauding followers to ambush and rob innocent travelers and homeowners.
Besides being a prolific robber-baron, Brigand Young also had multiple wives, so I suppose that his resulting many children could be termed to be "Brigand's young", as well.
Brigand Young by QuacksO December 28, 2021
Silent Fart Brigade
A secret society of talented, synchronized farters who covertly gain entry into important events to quietly pass huge amounts of putrid smelling gas before making quick and stealthy exits.
As soon as Attorney General Barr began his comments to the press and his eyes began to water uncontrollably, he knew he’d been hit by the Silent Fart Brigade.
Silent Fart Brigade by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019