Bretard

at have anal sex with a friends mom

hey randy i Bretarded your mom last night and ur dad watched

by matthew d harris May 15, 2007

beertarded

One who samples too many beers and becomes confused, disoriented, and mentally challenged.

My wife stood up after a beer tasting and walked into a wall. We realized she was beertarded.

by beertunity March 15, 2016

Reedtarded

To do some thing so witless, foolish, and dull, that it could only be done by Reed P.

Dude I got so high last night I went reedtarded! I think I forgot how to walk!

by Hardpp696969 July 5, 2022

brewtard

someone who's intelligence drops drastically when drinking.

he's a good guy, but after a few drinks he turns into a real brewtard.

by Illharbinger March 26, 2015

beadtard

when someone thinks they know something about beading but they really don't.

Suzy walks into a bead shop with a necklace from Africa that needs to be repaired. She says, "I would like to have this restrung because it keeps coming apart even after I had my friend, Christina, who's a bead expert, restring it for me."
Apparently, Christina tied knots on the end of the strings w/o findings...
Normal beaders would use findings. This is why the necklace keeps coming apart...
Christina is a beadtard.

by Crystal D January 18, 2008

beeptard

A thoroughly hated person that acts in a perverse, inconsiderate manner.

"My friend's depressed cause her boyfriend cheated again"
"Wow, he's such a beeptard"

by urban_psycho January 8, 2009

Bretard

to rape a friends mother analy

dude you dont know but i Bretarded your mom last night

by matthew d harris May 16, 2007