bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.

"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"

by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008

Brainogenous

The intellectual erogenous zones that get stimulated by tech talk or geek speak.

He stimulated my brainogenous zone by talking about coding in Ruby.

by addie.jm August 8, 2012

beansong

A more refined designation for the dulcet tones of flatulence.

Her beansong stays on my mind. And in my drapes! Damn girl!!!

by Mr. Marvin Pancakes III August 23, 2015

jake branson

a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.

everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.

by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019

branson

A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.

Tony Orlando and Dawn are performing nightly in Branson.

by MRT2 October 7, 2006

Brainsomniac

To think so intensely, that sleep cannot be acheived. People who are unable to fall asleep because they are of superior intellect & can't turn off their minds. A blending of the words brainiac and insomniac.

Sally was still awake at 2AM because she is a brainsomniac.

by The Brilliant Blonde March 18, 2010

Brainorgasm

The excitement that one experiences from sex texting. It does not involve the genitals, only the brain since one experiencing it is imagining doing the act.

Dude, yesterday I called the number from the adult late night adverts. I had a chat with Cindy and she gave me a brainorgasm.

by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011