boyf mate

A boyfriend who's now more like a flat mate. On days off work he'll occasionally interact with his girlfriend to use the bathroom or ask for food. He's like a pet, needing food and attention at brief points of the day, but apart from that he disappears into his 'man cave.' Preferring to eat alone, he'll abandon his girlfriend after she cooks for him, making up an excuse to leave when she's half way through her meal, usually saying something like, 'i'm going for a smoke.'

Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.

how's your boyfriend, weren't you engaged?

he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.

oh, sorry to hear that.

by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013

boyf_riend

Boyf_riend is a ship between Michael Mell and Jeremy Heere from the musical “Be More Chill” AND ITS FREAKING REAL AND ADORABLE

Ex 1: omg I ship boyf_riends so hard!!
Ex 2: my mothers would be thrilled!

by MiLeS SCREEEE June 7, 2019

Your New Boyfriend

is an arsehole...

"Woo!" -Wilbur Soot, Your New Boyfriend

by sitsonatable January 27, 2021

Boyfriendish

1) Someone who has characteristics of a boyfriend.

2) Refers to a guy whom one is dating but he has not become a boyfriend quite yet.

1) Sam is so boyfriendish.

2) Sam is just my boyfriendish, I guess.

by CryinNow September 14, 2019

boyfriendaudio

an Anonymous asmr youtuber who makes audios to comfort people (specifically females) and helps people with depression, anxiety, body image issues and many other topics

“i’m so lonely and sad”
“you should listen to boyfriendaudio”

by forbiddenfairyliquid January 16, 2021

Corona Boyfriend

Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.

“He was just my Corona Boyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.

by beckynot March 28, 2020

Festival Boyfriend

When a girl hooks up with a guy at a music festival but only for the duration of a that festival.

She only wants him as a festival boyfriend.

by Rodd McTodd July 22, 2016