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Noobology

The study of Noobs or the act of teaching noobs the tutorial of the teenage life. The education For Noobs is a sex/drugs oriented list of terms and phrases that are designed to form a noobs mind into a well-educated teenagers. The list consists of terms such as the ones shown below in the examples box.
"If you squeeze your thumb against your index finger, you stop your gag reflex, which means bigger bong hits! Happy Burning Noobs!"

"Always remember.. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink!"

"Sex raises tension, Love causes it"

"Noobology is a great way to learn new things as a incoming teenager!"
by mnotice, Jessec, Ribstack October 7, 2011
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bromology

The study of bros
Hey bro, what did you study in college,

I studied bromology
by That bro June 22, 2017
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Booologist

That person in your friend group designated for complaining to about everyone's problems with their boo or booho. Basically, it's a low-budget relationship counselor.
Monique is my best friend and booologist, I'm always talking to her when I have a problem with Tyler.
by Tmoniquexx October 9, 2017
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Birbology

The study of 'Birbs'
This is performed by 'Birbologists'
Some may believe it to be a field of biology, however this is incorrect. Birbology originates from satanic rituals rather than biology.
Daddy: Have a fun day at Birbology class son.
Son: Of course daddy.
by Dr.niggerfaggthot-slayer June 5, 2018
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Botology

Studying an object, organism, or subject using a robot.
Studying plant cells using botology tools will give a better understanding of how cells work.
by lovely_smartie November 25, 2018
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Brotology

A religion of peace and prosperity with two commandments:
1. Don't be a cunt
2. Don't be a total piece of shit
Bro, follow Brotology, Bro. Don't be a dick.
by guy_dude_bro April 10, 2019
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Bloodology

The pseudoscience of divining or predicting someone’s personality based on their blood type—for instance, those with B+ are deemed tolerant and ambitious, while those with B– are inflexible and negative.
Comedians are trying to find out whether or not Donald Trump’s blood type is O-, which would then confirm that bloodology exceptionally or situationally works for the “narrow-minded, narcissistic” Liar-in-Chief.
by Covido November 4, 2022
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