bay area bonanza

when you are about to cum, you tell her to close her eyes because you are about to shoot. then, when she has her eyes closed and her mouth wide open, you turn around and take a crap right in her mouth.

damn dawg, last night i was with your bitch laquisha, and i dumped my bay area bonanza right in her mouth!

by sam lindley January 5, 2008

bongzai

(n) a bong/ water pipe made out of bamboo.

"Who wants a rip from the biggity-bongzai?" -Pothead

by yonskii April 13, 2008

jewish bonanza

When your walking down the street and you see an abnormally large gathering of orthodox Jews and their 20 children.

Paul : OH MY G!!!
Adam : what's wrong??
Paul : Check out that Jewish bonanza!!!
Adam : HOLY FUCK!!! THEY'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!!!
Paul : HIDE YOUR CHANGE!!!!!

by jewslapper August 14, 2009

Dick Bonanza

A fucking large penis frenzy, with plenty of sword fighting. It usually results in golden showers.

Gunna: Hey Deathspike, wanna come to a Dick Bonanza with me later tonight?

Deathspike: That's alright, I kind of made other plans earlier today.

by Deathspike December 12, 2007

Napoleon Bonaparte

A French emperor who was a great military commander. He conquered most of Europe, then he was forced into exile, where he died.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.

Bonaparte was never blown apart.

by Dark Chaos August 19, 2004

bonzai pussy

A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.

I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

Bongzausted

When you get too stoned and wake up totally devoid of energy.

Dude1: Dude, I smoked some pineapple express last night.
Dude2: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude1: Dude, I slept in until noon and I am still fucking bongzausted.
Dude2: Word.

by ittg November 8, 2009