Bloop

When, after eating a large amount of blueberries, you have a satisfyingly blue tinted poop. (blu+poop)

"Man, after that pint of blueberries last night, I had a great bloop this morning!"

by blupitty blooper July 14, 2009

Bloop

The act of administering Ecstasy(or any controlled substance) anally.

Austin blooped three beans last night!

by Powdaman March 5, 2009

Bloop

Portmanteau of blood and poop.

Dude, there is some serious bloop going on in this toilet.

by Fur Gots October 12, 2008

Bloop

The sound effect which is made at the moment of impact during that of a T-bagging session.

Blooper: "Yo dude, watch this watch this!!!" (ZZZip)... (Bloop) (Bloop) (Bloop)
Bloopee (Guy): (Eyes twitching, then slowly opening)... "AAAWWW man, what the fuck?!!!"

************** OR **************

Bloopee (Girl): "Oh yeah baby, yeah!!! Slam your sac all over my face!!!"
Blooper: (Bloop) (Bloop) (Bloop)!!!!!!!

by Michael Mougne December 28, 2005

Bloop

Bloop is the accompanying man-made sound effect heard at the time one throws a donkey punch and connects.

"oh, oh yeah, oh yeah BLAM! BLOOP!!!"

by Tom Thamuz September 2, 2003

Bloop

Somthing you say when you have nothing to say while on a call

Anyway, That's why i drove a truck.
Cool..........
Bloop.
Yea..

by Pointless Atoms Grouped April 20, 2022

Bloop

When you tell your girlfriend to blow you while you are pewping. A combination of the words blowjob and poop.

"Hey baby, get in here and give me a bloop."
"...you'll try anything once, huh? Well have you ever heard of a bloop?"

by hurtyballs July 29, 2008