blonk

Blonk - Verb
To rob a bank, usually using guns or some other equipment and escaping utilising a well-placed car.

Criminal 1: Hey, wanna go blonk?
Criminal 2: Sure, blonking sounds great!

by Los Patatas April 2, 2022

Blonk

A nickname given to those with utmost respect. only legends get the privilege to be called such a name.

Hey, look at that guy, he's such a Blonk!

by anonymous February 13, 2025

blonk blindness syndrome

It is where a person cannot see and identify the handsome and beautiful pictures of the BTS members and get clowned by Army, BTS' fans.

I can't believe I argued with someone who clearly has the blonk blindness syndrome

by Sris⁷ January 21, 2024

Mental blonk

A state of confusion brought about by the excessive intake of alcohol.

"I've got a mental blonk, I can't remember where I put my keys".

by Jakerator June 19, 2009

jitty blonk

Everything in the world, both known and not known to man, except for fifty-five.

Dude that car is so jitty blonk.

by Evan Bradley May 18, 2008

blink blonk

A flirtatious act used by the socially awkward

Girl: blink blonk
Guy: Shieeet wanna go out?
Girl: Mhm

by ..o June 24, 2018

Popcorn Sex Blanket

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.

You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019