Blonked

What occurs when an individual is exposed to high amounts of Jaap in a short span of time, either intentionally or unintentionally.

Ex. 1: "We Jaaped till we Blonked."
Ex. 2: "Get Blonked, loser!"

by molerat404 October 30, 2023

Blonk

A round and/or cute object or person.

That car has a lot of blonk!

by nooneshouldnomyname July 26, 2021

Blonked

Blinking rapidly during intercourse

Simran: well we were having sex and I just started blonking, it was terrible
Emily: shit you blonked girl

by Nipple man August 21, 2013

Blonk

When a girl with a fantastic ass and boobs flaunts it and snaps it. Many times the girl will transport and snuggle with a fuck to kisses. She’s fucking bad.

Damn this girl I met blonks

by Tinda December 18, 2019

Blonk

An Australian term for a fuckwit who doesnt think before speaking and are fully slow in the head like they have brain damage.

Yeh mate that aaron guy is on his phone right now, what a blonk mate

by Pauly dogzinni December 21, 2020

blonk

Blonk - Verb
To rob a bank, usually using guns or some other equipment and escaping utilising a well-placed car.

Criminal 1: Hey, wanna go blonk?
Criminal 2: Sure, blonking sounds great!

by Los Patatas April 2, 2022

Blonk

A nickname given to those with utmost respect. only legends get the privilege to be called such a name.

Hey, look at that guy, he's such a Blonk!

by anonymous February 13, 2025