Blongosphere

(n.) Another term used to describe the internet(s).

I Can't believe my connection to the blongosphere died the night before the report.

by Tanker CMXL November 12, 2006

blondabe

blonde + wannabe

1.A fake blonde. Some one who dyed their hair blonde to seem more attractive or cooler

2. Someone who wishes they were a blonde because they think it makes them cooler or prettier.

Lindsay Lohan

N~ "Omg did you see Annie's hair!!!?!?! She went from just highlights to full on blonde!"
L~ "She is such a blondabe"

G~ "Omg!!! The shampoo that was supposed to make my hair blonde didn't work!!! OMG! *cry*"
L~ " Shut up, blondabe!"

by Nicky Ashley March 2, 2011

Bloganie

A very good person. One who cares about others, yet is seen as cool by others.

Jay-Z is a real Bloganie. Martin Luther King and Gandhi were most awesome Bloganies. The School Quarterback is not a jerk, he is a Bloganie.

by WisePatman January 21, 2013

bling blong

wordBling bling/word worn by suburban white kids.

Dag yo, check out the bling blong on that lacrosse player.

by Space Monkey June 1, 2003

bloggadocio

excessive boasting on one's blog about sexual exploits, financial coups, out-badassing and/or snooty smart brainiac triumphs.

I stopped reading when he got to the pussy magnet shit...
just more bloggadocio.

by cisco djidd June 19, 2009

You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

Blowgasm

An over the top excellent male orgasm carried out by having one's cock sucked by another person in a thrilling inconspicuous location, or under unusual or daring circumstances.

Jill gave Jack the best Blowgasm ever in his VW on Route 66. He couldn't keep his eyes open as he came. She was so surprised at the intensity of his orgasm, that she coughed and much of his cum dripped into the cup holder.

by 22guy April 20, 2009