Bezos Butler

A robotic butler that will do whatever you tell it to do, available from Amazon, which has the head of Jeff Bezos and the body of an old-school man-bot.

I be getting me a smiling and wacky-lookin’ Bezos Butler soon to be answering the front door and take packages sent to me by Amazon!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021

Corbyn Besson

oH mY fuCking gOd don’t get me stARTEDD on corbyn besson. he is the most attractive, talented, AMAZINg person on this earth. he IS MY DADDY 👏🏻👏🏻

LIKE LITERALLY FUCKING CHOKE ME YOU’re so hOT. his blond little poof that’s always on his head is so 🥰🥰 like literally snap my fucking neck

when i see pictures of him my bussy starts DRIPPING 😱😱

“who’s that cute ass hUnk over there?”

“CORBYN BESSON he’s so TALENTED AND SWEET LIKE LITERALLY JUST LISTEN TO HIS ANGELIC VOICE 😭😍”
“good to know weirdo”

by girlidekwhyamihere March 9, 2019

Bessy

The girl's name Bessy is "God's promise; God is my oath". She is also beautiful and sexy. Quiet and incredibly intelligent. She has a great sense of humor but speaks her mind. Some people consider her mean, some just consider her honest. She won't allow anyone to step over her. She will never try to play mind games. She means what she says and says what she means.

Damn, Bessy is one of a kind!

by Damitri_1987 December 12, 2010

Bessemer Academy

A private school in Bessemer, AL that’s lame asf and has a bunch of hoes. Also known to some as “the most ghetto private school in Alabama”.

*sees a hoe*
“Oh she must go to Bessemer Academy”

by poppy pants 69 March 17, 2021

bezos binge fucked

The disappointment one feels after binging a season of a great show on Amazon Prime only to learn that Jeff Bezos wants $8.99 and a subscription to some worthless add-on service before you can see season 2.

Dude, did you watch “The Bridge?”
Dude, I got hooked on season one but El Jeffe wanted $11.99 per episode for season 2…Bezos Binge Fucked, once again…I’ll watch Arctic Circle next…

by M.U.L.E. 4 Evs April 23, 2022

Bedosexual

Someone who becomes overly attracted to beds instead of humans to the point he/she wants to just stay in bed all day and sleep without any interruption

Some random person: oh bro you look so tired
Haseeb: oh yeah i am so tired i am awake for days now and all i want is my bed and some sleep but stupid Ellie wants me to stay up with her so i broke up with that ho and decide im gonna turn Bedosexual

by Inmate4587 February 27, 2019

Bessmah

Bessmah, the name giving to someone who is very playful, loves to laugh, and can be arrogant with friends (though, sarcastically). Never ceases to have a good time with any situation - always optimistic about situations. Can act hyper at times, but knows exactly when to be serious. Very caring for her friends, and never, ever gives up on them. Bessmahs' have many friends, but only a few close ones she can actually trust. Loves to laugh, easy to love, impossible to hate.

Side note: Bessmah also means "Beautiful Smile" in Arabic.

Bessmah: And I'm so, like, popular! Ch, ya.

Person #1: omg I know right.

Bessmah: I mean, with my personality, I'm so hard not to love. *dramatic hair fling*

Person #2: IS THIS REALLY A BESSMAH?!

by "Monday" June 15, 2010