BERTUZZI

To attempt to remedy a situation only making it worse because of your own stupidity.

Man, trying to put out a fire with gasoline sure was a Bertuzzi on my part!

BERTUZZI by Phil Tort March 11, 2004

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bertuchka by pere January 27, 2021

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1. To impetuously sneak up behind someone and deliver a malicious, often life-threatening blow.

2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.

In response to his attack on Canucks captain Marcus Naslund, Steve Moore was viciously Bertuzzied in General Motors Place.

Bertuzzi by WordUp March 11, 2004

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To cause one to lose the use of legs.

I could walk fine until Bertuzzi bertuzzied me from behind.

bertuzzi by Phil March 9, 2004

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To prolong ones golfing season and hope no one gets injured.

I was about to swing and it wasn't my fault you stepped in the way of the club and cracked your head open.

bertuzzi by Susan June 15, 2004

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Verb - To punch someone in the face from behind and drive their face into the ground/ice while they are unconcious.

Danny bertuzzi-ed Bruce and now Bruce is in the hospital.

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Omg your dad is so bertussy

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