bertuzzi

the act of being an epic dildo when you think you're doing something justified and noble

waiter: this guy only tipped me 10% therefore i must murder him, his family and his friends.

chump: awesome, why don't you download some child porn while you're at it and make your bertuzzi complete.

by supermango March 14, 2009

Bertuzzi

Similar to the Donkey Punch, however a broken neck is required and then after ejaculation, your entire hockey team must dog pile ontop of both of you. It is recommended, although not necessary, that the broken neck occur before the dog pile.

Aww man , he tried a donkey punch and gave her the Bertuzzi

by Hash_ December 28, 2005

Bertuzzi

To deliver a devastating cheap shot from behind.

I never could've beat that guy in a fair fight, so I Bertuzzied him instead. He's still in the hospital.

by Specialist April 20, 2004

bertuzzi

Declared the best power forward in the NHL by peers, one who sticks up for a team mate, admits wrong doing and helped canucks from becoming obsolete

-steve moore had it coming when he gave Markus Naslund a concussion

-Even if steve was hit "fairly" as
opposed to being hit from behind, Bertuzzi would still own his ass silly

-step down tyson, Bertuzzi can beat the shit out of anyone

-one of the few giants that can puck handle and score

by Shitastic December 27, 2004

BERTUZZI

To attack from behind

Watch your back. Don't wanna get Bertuzzied

by Phil Tort March 11, 2004

bertuzzi

verb. a) To work with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending someone off with the other.

b) to almost kill someone

"I Bertuzzied Cheryl at work yesterday"
"You almost killed her?"
"No, I worked with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending her off with the other."
"Oh. You should go to jail."

by aidan March 11, 2004

bertuzzi

to maul; take out

i got bertuzzied last night in the mosh pit.

by reg November 8, 2003