Similar to the Donkey Punch, however a broken neck is required and then after ejaculation, your entire hockey team must dog pile ontop of both of you. It is recommended, although not necessary, that the broken neck occur before the dog pile.
by Hash_ December 04, 2005
I never could've beat that guy in a fair fight, so I Bertuzzied him instead. He's still in the hospital.
by Specialist April 21, 2004
1. To impetuously sneak up behind someone and deliver a malicious, often life-threatening blow.
2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.
2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.
In response to his attack on Canucks captain Marcus Naslund, Steve Moore was viciously Bertuzzied in General Motors Place.
by WordUp March 11, 2004
Verb - To punch someone in the face from behind and drive their face into the ground/ice while they are unconcious.
by FilthyRich1977 May 21, 2010
The mouth piece at the bar finally shut up, when the bouncer Bertuzzied him from behind and threw him out of the club.
by prguy March 23, 2004
waiter: this guy only tipped me 10% therefore i must murder him, his family and his friends.
chump: awesome, why don't you download some child porn while you're at it and make your bertuzzi complete.
chump: awesome, why don't you download some child porn while you're at it and make your bertuzzi complete.
by supermango March 14, 2009
The Bertuzzi is a variation of the donkey punch except that you have to wear the old # 44 canucks uniform and when you slam yer cock in her ass instead of punching her you give her a forearm to the back of the neck and 10 of yer buddies jump outta the closet ontop of her breaking her neck
by TimmyTARD April 08, 2008