BERTUZZI

To attempt to remedy a situation only making it worse because of your own stupidity.
Man, trying to put out a fire with gasoline sure was a Bertuzzi on my part!
by Phil Tort March 11, 2004
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Bertuzzied

To be hit from behind or the side, in an aggressive and unsuspecting manner.
The mouth piece at the bar finally shut up, when the bouncer Bertuzzied him from behind and threw him out of the club.
by prguy March 23, 2004
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bertuzzi

the act of being an epic dildo when you think you're doing something justified and noble
waiter: this guy only tipped me 10% therefore i must murder him, his family and his friends.

chump: awesome, why don't you download some child porn while you're at it and make your bertuzzi complete.
by supermango March 14, 2009
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Bertuzzi

Similar to the Donkey Punch, however a broken neck is required and then after ejaculation, your entire hockey team must dog pile ontop of both of you. It is recommended, although not necessary, that the broken neck occur before the dog pile.
Aww man , he tried a donkey punch and gave her the Bertuzzi
by Hash_ December 04, 2005
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Bertuzzi

To deliver a devastating cheap shot from behind.
I never could've beat that guy in a fair fight, so I Bertuzzied him instead. He's still in the hospital.
by Specialist April 21, 2004
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The Bertuzzi

The Bertuzzi is a variation of the donkey punch except that you have to wear the old # 44 canucks uniform and when you slam yer cock in her ass instead of punching her you give her a forearm to the back of the neck and 10 of yer buddies jump outta the closet ontop of her breaking her neck
Dude I gave that bitch "the bertuzzi last night and now I gotta go to court
by TimmyTARD April 08, 2008
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