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cock whip

To belt a woman's face with your erect dick.

That chick's just asking for a cock whipping!

by Wordup November 7, 2003

wilderness

Pornography.

Wilderness is gooooood!!!

by Wordup November 7, 2003

feighut

Homosexual.
Legitimate Scrabble word.

Prav (to Bogga): "Feighut!"

by Wordup November 10, 2003

schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra

Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.

by Wordup November 20, 2003

butter him up

To titty-fuck an unconscious sags using butter as a lubricant (see: "Last Tango in Paris" for more fun with butter)

Sags: *zzzzz...zzzz*
Prav: "Ok, he's asleep...now's our chance...butter him up boys!"

by Wordup November 20, 2003

Retrotwit

An alternative description for the more commonly used noun 'bellend'. Often confused with the japs eye.

That bloke has had a prince Albert in his retrotwit

by Wordup August 24, 2016

Sneef

An erotic video featuring a *once in a lifetime* performance.
An utterance of annoyance.

That scene was sneef!
Sneef! I stuffed that one up!

by Wordup November 7, 2003