S-Bend

A colloquial expression in english for a toilet

After a hard night on the curry it was time to hit the S-bend

by Massimo Ambrosini June 13, 2008

Nanny bender

To have sexual intercourse with an old lady.

"Holy fuck, look at that sexy old lady over there"

"You're such a nanny bender"

by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015

waist bender

The action of raging when you are too old to head bang without immediately regretting it! You resort to bending at the waist to appear to still headbang!

I'm still a fucking headbanger, but sonetimes I have to be a waist bender because I'm too old to rage and break my neck to Excision like I used to!

by Warpy927 August 3, 2018

U-bend U-boat

A turd that is submerged in the U-bend of the toilet like the german submarines (U-boats) used to hide beneath the surface of the sea. 9 out of 10 U-bend U-boats are unflushable in the average toilet.

For fucks sake, that U-bend U-boat just won't flush! Pass me the bog brush Dave, it turd bustin' time!

by MSN NINJA April 19, 2009

Friender Bender

Times when your hanging out with a friend and you decide to do something gluttonous.

"Yeah Friender Bender.
You know our post ablum tradition of drinking around the world until we black out together." Metalocalypse

by pebot June 24, 2012

Bend over and I'll show ya

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

by Alyson March 31, 2003

I Don't Bend That Way

1. Something you say to someone; when someone says something that sounds Gay, or its something that you do not want to partake in. It is typically used as an expression used against someones suggestion, idea, question. Utterly it means NO. Like straight up.

2. I guess you could also use it to tell someone to stop it when they are trying to crack your back or stretch you out.

- "Hey dude do you like sausage?"

"I Don't Bend That Way!" No

- "Ouch that hurts...I Don't Bend That Way!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012