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Weirdo Beardo

Any bearded/stubble having individual who is unkempt, haggard, or hygienically impaired and lacks social graces and/or public awareness.
Old man at the grocery today was scratching oranges and talking out loud. Total weirdo beardo.
by kidagora November 18, 2011
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bargoyle

older version of a bar cougar/vulture hybrid, all glammed up!!
who's the bargoyle perched by the dancefloor ... waiting for her next meal ...
by RoxyRita February 20, 2009
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bearmonkey

The bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. One usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol.

The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits in your mouth and steals all of your money.

The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.
Boss: "You look like shit today!"
Employee: "Yeah, I got a visit from the bearmonkey last night."
by biomechanic April 15, 2007
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beardo the man

Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\

Function: noun

A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!

Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
by beardo the man June 28, 2010
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beardophilia

An abnormal obsession/attraction to beards and men with facial hair.
I got a huge lady boner while waiting in line behind a bearded man and almost asked if I could brush it. My beardophilia is out of control!
by Treegerson October 25, 2013
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beargreen

1 To compliment someone; 2. one with nature; 3. To give, 4. To bring happiness or comfort.
syn: gemütlichkeit, comfort, happy,
Isn't she very beargreen today. Wow, look at Johnny being beargreen with Sadie. Why are you not beargreen, Sarah? Hazel can always beargreen Cole anytime.
by Master of beargreen June 14, 2020
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Lars Bergo

Gee. He's really lars bergo today
by Yaboiime March 22, 2017
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