I Scottish lowlife who has nothing better to do all day than hang "aroond we me pals" and throw glass bottles around the place!
by i h8 bams December 03, 2003
1. To be severely owned.
2. Having your arse kicked badly.
3. Slapped down like an insignificant piece of shit.
2. Having your arse kicked badly.
3. Slapped down like an insignificant piece of shit.
1. I sucked so much in that game I got BAMMED.
2. You're such a victim dude - we bammed you!
3. "You're a poofwagon homobobo asschomper" "BAMMED!!"
2. You're such a victim dude - we bammed you!
3. "You're a poofwagon homobobo asschomper" "BAMMED!!"
by Sticks May 29, 2004
An exclamation used to express extreme excitement or happiness (often times resulting from some sort of accomplishment).
See also bam sucka!
See also booyah!
See also bam sucka!
See also booyah!
by OlSpazzy April 03, 2003
When someone joins a snapped CD with sticky tape and loads it into the CD drive. After a moment of some unhealthy noises, the person looks at you and asks "Do you think it's broken?". This person is commonly referred to as a BAM!
These people exist and yes, he also managed to screw a perfectly good CD drive...
These people exist and yes, he also managed to screw a perfectly good CD drive...
by Mr Scotsman March 26, 2006
Extremely offensive insult in Scotland, similar to dafty. Use against neds and junkies at your peril. If one junkie uses it against a fellow junkie it can result in a hilarious verbal battle until one stabs the other, which is equally hilarious.
Usually one junkie baits the other into violent reaction so that he can claim damages in court by saying "Ya fuckin' bam". However, there is actually no space inbetween each word when a junkie uses it. Infact, the faster you can say "Yafuckinbam" the more powerful junkie you are.
Usually one junkie baits the other into violent reaction so that he can claim damages in court by saying "Ya fuckin' bam". However, there is actually no space inbetween each word when a junkie uses it. Infact, the faster you can say "Yafuckinbam" the more powerful junkie you are.
Junkie 1: "Yafuckinbam"
Junkie 2: "Wit, yafuckindafty?"
Junkie 1: "Wit, ya bam?
Junkie 2: "Who you callin' a bam, ya dafty?"
Junkie 1: "Who you callin' a dafty, ya bam?"
Junkie 2: *brandishes knife*
Junkie 2: "Wit, yafuckindafty?"
Junkie 1: "Wit, ya bam?
Junkie 2: "Who you callin' a bam, ya dafty?"
Junkie 1: "Who you callin' a dafty, ya bam?"
Junkie 2: *brandishes knife*
by Wlady May 06, 2011
Mother: Oh, you better have a good reason for being home so late boy, and you better not be bamming me!!!
by thecleverone March 18, 2007
by Rebecca LaRue October 13, 2003