Ballzheimer's Disease

When a man hasn't had sex in such a long time that he forgets what vagina is like.

Dude, I have been on such a dry spell. I've got Ballzheimer's disease.

by Otown Zanman September 2, 2011

Ballzheimer's

When your lady want's to know something and you don't want to tell her until you get the Pinch and Roll (see definition) you say I am sorry I cannot remember because I have Ballzheimer's.

She will take the cue and you will get Pinch and Roll whilst telling her some made up story that will keep her going for an hour.

Man: Something very interesting happened today, you wouldn't believe it.
Lady: What?
Man: I can't quite remember I seem to be suffering from Ballzheimer's.
Lady: OK unzip your pants and tell me...

by Shaun Taylor! August 20, 2009

Balzheimer's

Having the affliction of saying you forgot something that was really your fault and blaming it on someone else.

From the Daily Show with Jon Stewart:

"Cheney, your complaining about your plan? Can you ever lose? No wonder you're ever wrong!... I think it's become very clear: Dick Cheney is now in full-blown stage four Balzheimer's."

by Rodrigo M. July 1, 2009

Ballzhimers

Talking to young women like you are 17 when you are actually 70.

Girl one: I think that old man in the nursing home was hitting on me!!

Girl two: Don't worry about it he just has a bad case of Ballzhimers.

by mojojojo76028 March 11, 2012

Ballsheimers

A condition afflicted by golfers who seem unable to see where anyone else’s ball has landed except their own. Typically, the afflicted individual is the cart driver.

Once again, Steve’s ballsheimers has kicked in. He has driven directly to his own ball after teeing off; bypassing his partner’s .

by Bunnie M August 26, 2018

ballsheimers

When a guy forgets everything he's ever learned in the past because of a girl.

bro why are you back with her again like she never hurt you before? you got a case of ballsheimers son.

by c0dii_ September 9, 2020