Bailout

Give me a fucking break; literally and figuratively

Yo man, I've made some terrible decisions over and over again, but I don't want to be held accountable for my actions. Can you give me a bailout?

by CommonCents December 20, 2008

Bailout

What schecklemensch expect when their irresponsible and greedy management decisions come back to bite them in the pocketbook.

The schecklemensch told Algelides that they just missed the basic concept that the housing market would not continue to rise so they needed a bailout to keep their bonuses in tact.

by ktedidit January 15, 2010

Bailure

When you have to bail out of a planned event. Your failure to attend said event after saying you would be there.

Jammer's bailure to attend the party was a big disappointment.

by BillyBadAss July 29, 2008

rice baylor

1. N. A prestigious joint undergraduate program between Rice University and Baylor Medical School where only 15 incoming freshmen applicants are admitted each year. Undergraduate students admitted usually have an excellent highschool record and are guaranteed admission to Baylor Medical School after their undergraduate studies at Rice if they maintain a stellar record.

2. ADJ. Used to describe someone who is an over-achiever in any and every aspect of life. Used to discribe an action or thing that goes beyond what is neccessary in order to succeed.

3. V. To do something over and beyond the normal or expected in order to succeed or accomplish a task.

4. N. A person who is currently part of the Rice Baylor Program.

1. "Hey Diane, did you check the box to apply for the Rice Baylor Program in your application to Rice?"

2. "Taking your wife to France for her honeymoon and buying her a new summer house is such a rice baylor thing to do."

"Good job on stumping the featured speaker with that rice baylor question of yours."

3. "Wow Diane, way to rice baylor your first semester in college, getting above a 4.0 AND scoring an awesome new boyfriend."

"Holy crap Diane, way to rice baylor your way to 3rd job in 2 weeks." (MapleStory Players Only)

4.
Person1: "Why is Diane so good at everything? She makes me feel so inadiquate."

Person2: "It's okay, don't feel bad. She's Rice Baylor."

Person1: "OOOOhhhh, no wonder."

by TheOneAndOnlyChad June 17, 2008

Christian Bailout

What happens when you lose it and go off on somebody with an insane barrage of condescending insults.

To experience a "Christian Bailout" see Christain Bale freaks out on youtube or somewhere.

What don't you ------- understand? You got any ------- idea about, hey, it's ------- distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the ------- scene? Give me a ------- answer! What don't you get about it?
Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was ------- good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
..... sake man, you're amateur....you got ------- something to say to this prick?
Well, somebody should be ------- watching and keeping an eye on him.
? I'm trying to ------- do a scene here, and I am going "Why the ---- is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that? Stay off the ------- set man. For ----- sake. Alright, let's go again.
Let's not take a ------- minute, let's go again.
I'm going to ------- kick your ------- ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right I'm going to go... Do you want me to ------- go trash your lights?
Do you want me to ------- trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?

You do it one more ------- time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm ------- serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't ------- cut it when you're ------- around like this on set.

by ooteedee2009 June 14, 2009

Blue Balls Bailout

When a close friend has sex with someone - but only to cure their blue balls.

David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.

by Well, shit. January 18, 2018

Baylor

1. A college in Texas
2. A super cool guy who has much going for him. Many Baylor's are sweet but hyperactive and also have a strong will. Will not listen to authority. Has a very sweet side when others are not watching.

That Baylor just jumped out of a 20 ft tree.

by riple3 February 4, 2010