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undergraduate 

A dumba** college student with a barely-passing grade whom a company hires extra-cheaply because he lacks the knowledge/experience to perform his job efficiently, and so he cannot pull a "standard" wage that a properly-qualified laborer could.
According to recent statistics, a majority of schoolteachers are undergraduates who were at the bottom 20% of their classes, both academically and socially. So think of it --- these snooty morons totally suck at even knowing or performing their given professions, and yet they have the job of TUTORING the rest of us! What kinda convoluted bu**s**t is THAT???
undergraduate by QuacksO November 4, 2018
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Undergraduate 

Free labor for Graduate Students to conduct simple, tedious work that is beneath them
A: I wish I had some free labor for this tedious work
B: Just get some undergraduates
Undergraduate by GradStudent01 April 23, 2024

undergraduate degree 

An oxymoron. Before one receives a degree, one is an undergraduate (has not graduated). Upon receiving a degree that person becomes a graduate, therefore one can't hold a degree and be an undergraduate. Degrees earned after ones bacelor degree are called graduate degrees, which seems to have led to the mistaken notion that a bachelor degree should be called an "undergraduate degree".
He graduated last year with an undergraduate degree.
undergraduate degree by grammarnut December 14, 2010

Undergraduate bomb 

An atomic bomb designed by an undergraduate in physics. There have been some cases of an atomic bomb being designed by an undergraduate in physics.One made that his class thesis.
It is a myth that it takes a superbrain to design an atomic bomb. Designing the first one was hard because the basic principles had to be worked out but now that they are known many people with a background in physics can design one.
John designed an undergraduate bomb.
Undergraduate bomb by Deep blue 2012 February 19, 2010

undergraduate research 

1. Labor that you must pay to do in order to graduate.
2. Something that you do not stop showing up for Shawn.
My adviser has been on my ass to finish my undergraduate research.
undergraduate research by dah March 3, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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