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Bronsexual

Bronsexuals are 14 year olds (or manchildren with a 14 year old mentality) that like the idea of winning, so they follow LeBron wherever he goes. But being the contrarian idiots that they are, they need to justify their bandwagoning behavior by saying outlandish and downright stupid things like, LeBron is the GOAT or Lebron is better than Jordan. In a bronsexuals mind, taking up an unpopular (but stupid) opinion makes them the underdogs, despite Lebrons constant antics of sabotaging NBA free agency and buying himself championship rings, of which even then, he still has a losing record.
Bronsexual: Lebron is the GOAT! Jordan sucks, he lost in the first round.
Rational Person: Jordan lost in first round without legit superstars around him unlike Lebron, who builds and hijacks the NBA to get cheap and easy rings.
by LeBumJames April 11, 2022
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Reverse Bronsexual

A person who hides his fandom for LeBron James by exhibiting hate by any means necessary, usually by using the word Bronsexual often. Or by always bringing up LeBron James in a negative way and labeling it as criticism
Reverse Bronsexuals usually say: LeBron James is soft, watch the Bronsexuals come flock to this comment...they think he's perfect and above criticism...
by Burr713 February 2, 2019
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Bronsexual

Someone who posts non-stop about LeBron James whether it be good or bad.
My friend Jeremy is such a Bronsexual. He won’t stop posting about LeBron James. I think he dreams every night about him.
by Dr Right Now July 9, 2023
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Bronsexual

A word created by Lebron James haters when he kept applying pressure and became the greatest player ever in their minds. People are mad because other people have an opinion which proves they are haters for calling people bronsexuals.

The same dudes calling MJ the goat who never watched him calling ppl bronsexuals for having Lebron a a fav player. They have an obsession and it is weird.
He thinks Lebron is the goat he is a Bronsexual he can’t just have his own opinion.
by theactualtruthblack February 10, 2021
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beyonsexual

The sexual orientation of anyone who watched Beyonce's Half-Time show at the NFL Super Bowl XLVII of 2013.
Person 1: Did you see Beyonce's Half-Time show?!

Person 2: Oh man dude, I know, I'm a beyonsexual after all that.
by KanagawaWave February 8, 2013
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Bacsexual

Sexually attracted to bacon; a person attracted to neither sex or gender but a specific food; someone who identity's as a bacsexual; based on the word bacon sexual.
"Mom, dad, I'm bacsexual."
"Did you hear that Jane is bacsexual?"
by Bacsexual Gemini living life November 29, 2020
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Barnsexual

The sexual attraction to barns, either the attraction to the physical barn or to have intercourse inside.
"shii brotha, that barn gonna make me horny"
"nah no way, you barnsexual?"
"maybe"
by NotKumihoLive March 20, 2022
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