backstage bandit

n. A person who attempts to engage in anal intercourse with an unsuspecting victim; usually found lurking closely behind people.

"eat monkey shit you boner peddling backstage bandit"

by chamaeleon March 12, 2004

backspadge

vagina when viewed from behind(usually with girl bent over)

her skirt was that short,when she bent over i could see her BACKSPADGE!

by greeny and marchy November 3, 2010

Backbanger

Backbanger = from the back I'd bang her. Momentary ocular pleasure ruined from the sudden realization of subjects age or gender.

Scenario: Avrumi and Simi at a party.

Avrumi: Yo Simi, do you see that hot girl over there.

Simi: Don't be shy, go offer to buy her a drink.

Avrumi: Excuse me angel face, may I buy you a driii.... Fuck Dad what are you doing here?

Avrumi's Dad: Son, I've been looking all over for you. We need to get gome because Mom is waiting for us.

Awkward silence all the way hoScenario: Avrumi and Simi at a party.

Avrumi: Yo Simi, do you see that hot girl over there.

Simi: Don't be shy, go offer to buy her a drink.

Avrumi: Excuse me angel face, may I buy you a driii.... Fuck Dad what are you doing here?

Avrumi's Dad: Son, I've been looking all over for you. We need to get gome because Mom is waiting for us.

That backbanger caused awkward silence all the way home......

by SimiB January 22, 2016

korean backslap

Like a normal backslap, only harder, and thus more painful.

"By the time this loads I could Korean Backslap her 5 times!"

by Andy M August 18, 2003

Backstage Pazz

Its when a girl bends over on her knees in leap frog position and spreads her cheeks showing you the full view of the puzzay and the azzz

Girl, Lemme see your puzzzay. And ya azzz. Its the backstage pazz

by JawnsGuy March 19, 2011

Brooklyn Backslapper

When you get permission from a female to ride her back naked, just as a jockey would ride a horse. Whilst the female is running the, gravitational pull causes you dick and balls to lightly brush her back.

Grant: "Hey Leonie, can i have a piggyback ride?"

Leonie: "Sure you can Grant!"

Grant: "Awesome, i'll make sure its an enjoyable Brooklyn Backslapper!"

by bigpappabob August 16, 2010

Backstage Betty

A woman(hopefully) usually invited backstage by members of a band who mainly are just looking to sleep with her.

Hey Billy it's been a pretty lonely tour so far. How bout we round up some backstage bettys?

by Bsmithh June 29, 2006