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Boats N Hoes

A team of inseparable people who go through hell and come out the other side laughing
Hanlon, O, Medina, Mac, Taylor and Lt. Haws are the real Boats N Hoes
by VladtheImpalerTaylor November 23, 2021
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Boats n' Hoes

Two things that you gotta have.

If you don't, then you likely don't have an 8 inch member. Nor would you be capable of producing a quart when you cum.
Dudebro #1: You know what this beach party is missing dude? Boats n' Hoes.

Dudebro #Dos: Bro you're right, you go get some Boats and Hoes and I'll go get some nachos and Lemonheads™.
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burn the boats

To burn the boats is a metaphor for destroying any safety net you have. To go all in and decide to go after it regardless of the outcome. It originated from the conquering of the Aztecs by Cortez. Once they reached the shore of Mexico Cortez decided to tell his men to burn the boats. Meaning they would either die or conquer the land.

Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
by DefyingLogic October 5, 2020
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No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
by TheJizeI March 1, 2023
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Who's gonna carry the boats?

to go into a transitive state of mental being | tapping into the PTSD of David Goggins experience of Navy Seal hell week training
Whilst bench pressing David Goggins is yelling: "Who's gonna carry the boats?"
by David Goggins August 15, 2022
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finger boats

When a girl has extremely big feet with long toes. The toe nails are weird in shape and the complete toe plus toenail looks like a hand.
"Can i borrow some shoes?"
"Hell no look at your finger boats"
by goldenmoonlight May 15, 2012
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Discord Boats

Guy 1: Ay yo we need sum of them bots, non of that top.gg nonsense
Guy 2: Hit up Discord Boats yea fam
Guy 1: fuck yeah bro we got mee6 an shit in here now
by applebottomjeansfan6969420 February 25, 2020
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