Blurged

Blurged; A relationship status or way to describe someone's relationship.
A couple that has blurred their own individual identities since being together and started to merge into one collective person.

James and Beth have blurged, you can't see one without the other and they even dress the same, eat the same, drink the same who's who...

by Baloo - GP April 15, 2019

Blurnsday

A day of the week in between Thursday and Friday. According to most calendar experts Blurnsday occurs once a month on alternating weeks (either alternating the 2nd and 3rd week or the 1st and 4th week) but some believe that Blurnsday happens more than once per month, every week, or not at all. This is of course excluding the Blurnsday extremists that believe Blurnsday only occurs every 4th full moon.

Man 1: You can put the next appointment on my calendar for next Blurnsday.
Receptionist: Okay sir, you should be here in 17 days.
Man 2: *Does the math*

Man 2: *Gasp* You’re a Blurnsday extremist!!
Both men: *Storm away in anger*

by Laughing_banana July 5, 2022

blurgurple

the color of a african american's vagina

Damn her snatch is might blurgurple

by Spooky October 17, 2003

Blurging

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.

Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.

by Murrray November 23, 2010

Blurgin

The cuss word used to sum up all expletives. More convenient than fuckshitcockcuntbitchpussy

"jimmy your GF just died"
"oh BLURGIN! THAT slutwhore owes me 5 bucks!"

by frank hopkins August 19, 2007

blursexual

blursexual is where you’re looking for girls who want boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys

*on holiday*
boy 1: that girl and boy are fit, wonder if they're down for a threesome
boy 2: yeah, they're both blursexual

by parkalife June 24, 2018

blurgina

When you are intoxicated to the point of barely beeing able to see what you're fucking, you've fallen victim to the "blur-gina."

After twenty beers, her pussy became a blur-gina.

by Bobby Beef and Jimmy Johnson September 11, 2005