Blooker

Someone with a blog who managed to get their blog posts published into a book. The rock bottom of the author totem pole.

Karen keeps telling people she's a published author, but she fails to mention she's just a blooker.

by Humungous Chungus June 18, 2020

bloketoker

(Slang) A guy that likes to "toke" on other guys (or "blokes").

John sucks a lot of dick; thus he is a bloketoker.

by fewtr43wrtw45refgds February 2, 2006

brooketastic

1. really cool girl or gay boy that loves their friends to death. seriously

That boy was killed by that brooketastic girl.

by Omgitspi March 16, 2008

Booket

The best booklet you've ever seen!

Did your class read that rad booklet on alternative approaches to vocational therapy?

Yeah. That was a booket, yo!

by Zenobe December 27, 2011

blokettes

Feeble Canadian attempt at Britishness as a result of decades of Anglo-hard on.

A blokette wears the fishnets and nicely jeans in this relationship. She doesn't think that it's fair for men to have their own title, but she also wants to look better than them at all times.

This blokette is sick of talking to homeless men with one tooth in the coffee shoppe.

by Melissa Mewdell April 24, 2005

bloodette

A blood gang members girl/girlfriend or a female blood member

“Yk tasha yea she’s a bloodette” or “yea, that’s melly’s bloodette.

by CK- 2600 P September 17, 2021

blooker

An African-America prostitute

Should we buy Reed 2 Blookers for his bachelor party?

by C. Dot July 28, 2007