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Get the asstriloquisting mug.Someone who is always around and no one knows why because no one knows them. This someone doesn't talk ever. This person is a nuisance, like a cricket, because they will not go away.
P: "Who's that?"
J: "I don't know"
P: "She is ALWAYS around! How does no one know who she is?!"
A: "That asscricket is Ashley."
J: "I don't know"
P: "She is ALWAYS around! How does no one know who she is?!"
A: "That asscricket is Ashley."
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A person who, like the metaphor of the ostrich sticking it's head in the sand when in a difficult situation, promptly shoves their head up their ass during an argument that they're losing and refuses to budge from their position. Most often people with closed minds and no interest in compromising.
The Republican party showed what asstriches they were when they refused to compromise on the debt negotiations.
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Get the t-asticle mug.Someone who is an ass but worse. Ass being asshole, ticle being a testicle. Calling someone an assticle will daze and confuse them allowing for time to make fun of them.
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