asstriloquisting

Talking out of their ass.

A person was once again asstriloquisting about something.

by komen_tar March 4, 2023

asscricket

Someone who is always around and no one knows why because no one knows them. This someone doesn't talk ever. This person is a nuisance, like a cricket, because they will not go away.

P: "Who's that?"
J: "I don't know"
P: "She is ALWAYS around! How does no one know who she is?!"
A: "That asscricket is Ashley."

by Business Associate #2 December 14, 2008

asstrich

A person who, like the metaphor of the ostrich sticking it's head in the sand when in a difficult situation, promptly shoves their head up their ass during an argument that they're losing and refuses to budge from their position. Most often people with closed minds and no interest in compromising.

The Republican party showed what asstriches they were when they refused to compromise on the debt negotiations.

by Semiominous September 18, 2011

Assicle

1.
Gross bit of shit attached to an ass. Like dags on a sheep.
2.
Word to describe an asshole.

Go suck some assicles, loser.

by Non-assicle. January 18, 2009

Absticles

A fatties 6pack :)

woah! shes tank.!
noo she just has absticles :/

by yourfat November 24, 2009

t-asticle

a mid range door stop for a dual door system designed to stop the second door as it closes to the first door. The strip of wood that determines which door has to be shut first.

I broke the t-asticle on my armoire so now it doesn't matter which door I shut first.

by Wiley Burger June 14, 2010

assticle

Someone who is an ass but worse. Ass being asshole, ticle being a testicle. Calling someone an assticle will daze and confuse them allowing for time to make fun of them.

God, billy is such an assticle to mike.

by Kevin July 26, 2004