assterbate

anal masterbation

That skank ho was assterbating with her butt plug

by fizgig April 7, 2003

Assteroid

A really inflamed hemorrhoid.

Bob: I have a raging assteroid!

Rob: That really sucks!

by chunihan February 14, 2013

Assterbation

the practise of rubbing ones genitals while dancing.

Mrs. Rode said if she sees assterbation on the dance floor she will put on her jacket and leave

by Chrissy Rode December 4, 2009

Kick-Asstest

kick ass
adj. Meaning awesome cool, beyond rad.

Ex. That concert was so beyond kick-asstest, that you couldn't even comprehend it if you tried.

No, you're not right about him, he has the most Kick-asstest personality ever.

by MoKneeKahLyza November 25, 2006

Asstertaste

Portmanteau of ass + after taste. Typically used when describing a food or drink with a bad after taste.

Well hopefully this beer won't have the asstertaste like the last one.

by c0rrupt December 28, 2005

assteroid

A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.

I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.

by Keylimeypie December 20, 2007

asstease

n. Reserved for gay tops who constantly say "I wanna fuck you" but when you call them on it they back out.

Bottom: I'm gonna try calling Mike again, I need some action.
Friend: When was the last time you saw each other?
Bottom: We hooked up about 3 weeks ago but we speak all the time and want to do it again.
Friend: Leave him alone he's such an asstease.

by FLM-NJ January 2, 2006