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Destroyed Asshole

When your asshole has been fucked so hard by a massive cock that your asshole is very loose and destroyed now, usually bleeds.
"Last night this young stud fucked me so hard with his huge penis I now have a destroyed asshole
by my testicles are cold July 6, 2017
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Shy Asshole

When it can't poop because other people are around.
Brad get outta here! You know I have a shy asshole!
by lockenload23 July 11, 2016
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A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".
by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008
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Schrodingers asshole

A person who decides whether or not they're full of shit by the reactions of those around them.
"That guy who posted ____ but said he was just trolling when no one agreed with him is totally a Schrodingers Asshole"
by ImmortalDobbs June 15, 2017
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asshole coffee

The act of buying a coffee for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole
The man cut in line so he bought everyone an asshole coffee
by Skippyzu July 21, 2019
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Asshole Simp

A rare breed of the simp family. An asshole simp is a type of simp that not only spends his time chasing females, but also manages to come off as a dick at the same time. Asshole simps are often rejected from both the female(s) he chases as well as the boys. There should be no sympathy for these creatures.
Look at that asshole simp Peter over there...Man, what a fucking loser.
by theurbanpoet69 April 24, 2020
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my dad is a asshole

Your dad sucks
He isn’t just one of those sorta mean dads
No
He’s one of those abusive ones

It can be any abuse

Hell he probably doesn’t even show emotion either

He doesn’t think people who are gay are embarrassements to the world, and transgender are rapist
That blacks are monsters
He loves to drink
He also gives you this fucking creepy ass vibb and likes it when you hug him so you try to fucking avoid him as much as possible

He has like no Hobbies and likes to do chores all day and when you try to help him he refuses but then he says he’s the only god damn person in the house that does what there suppose to
And basically everyone on his side of the family sucks too and get this he doesn’t understand your crippling depression and anxiety because he doesn’t have empathy either
He is atleast one of these

He is just a fucking asshole
Brosicle dude #1 : lmao my dude u want to do some sick fucking moves on our skate boards at the skate park
Brosicle dude #2 : my home slice I can’t my dad is a asshole and broke my fucking skateboard cos I didn’t clean the dishes even tho I offered to but he said no I’m going to do it
Brosicle dude #1 : shit man what a asshole
by RobloxPlayer69420666 November 17, 2018
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