asslicketry

1)A relatively new term, originating in St. Andrews, referring to the process by which a man wraps his tongue around another man's ring piece.......sick, i know.
2) A sickening degree of 'sucking up'

James thought he might get into honours with a bit of strategic asslicketry.

by rampagus_maximus October 27, 2003

assjacket

When you tie a hoody around your waist

Gawd look at that assjacket. This assjacket sure keeps my ass padded and warm.

by bgock August 1, 2008

asspucker

Spastic contractions of your sphincter muscle after taking a not so satisying shit. Also common after fits of Cryarrhea

Tim's shit was cut short by the doorbell giving him about 5 minutes of uncomfortable asspucker.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

ass bucket

The smell vehicle or airline seats emit when they warm-up and the new passenger realizes the cushions have been used as fart filters.

"You look nauseated. Bumpy flight?"
"No, I just happened to have an aisle seat, ass bucket."

by Bobby Whispers April 12, 2010

asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb September 21, 2008

assfucker

Someone who is annoying you or is a pain in your ass.

My boss is such an assfucker, he's always threatening to fire me.

by KyERnurse August 31, 2009

assfucktwin

The assfucktwins from the movie "orgasmo" are the origination (they get fucked in the ass, hence the name). Used as a insult towards someone.

Man, that guys an assfucktwin.

by Caustic August 29, 2003