re-accommodate

The euphemisms term for airline's company to knock out and then drag off unconscious passengers.

“I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers" United Airlines CEO April 2017.

by AusNorman April 11, 2017

re-accommodate

verb, euphemistic corporate slang

viciously beat with hits and kicks, batter until bloody and limp.

Don't make me re-accommodate you!

Security re-accommodated the uncooperative passenger.

by Hippasus of Metapontum April 11, 2017

re-accommodate

to beat up and violently drag paying passengers off an airplane in order to make room for airline crew on stand-by.

"I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers." (Oscar Munoz, CEO, United Airlines, April 10, 2017)

by Wim2600 April 10, 2017

re-accomodate

to beat up or kick someone's ass

I had to re-accomodate the motherfucker who touched my wife's ass.

by ze777enz April 10, 2017

Re-accommodate

When you beat the crap out of someone for not giving up the seat they paid for

Person A: I am so excited to get re-accommodated on united airlines, Who knows maybe I will get a first class seat.
Me: Of course you will...

by Micky25 April 11, 2017

car accident

Noun (usually preceded by a qualifier such as "Italian", "Russian" or "alleged"): of or relating to a murder or contract killing perpetrated in a manner ostensibly designed to appear accidental, but obviously indicative of premeditation.

Repetitive investigations by Ivanovich into the Siberian oil deal may have contributed to his recent demise resulting from injuries sustained in a "car accident".

by Speedog 2 January 4, 2011

freak accident

An accident that's extremely unlikely and unusual.

Fabio was involved in a freak accident. He got hit in the face by a duck while riding a roller coaster.

by assortedwarheads March 1, 2011