asstard

Blend of asshole and retard. Can be used in place of or in conjunction with rehole.

"You stupid asstard!"

by K-Statik October 30, 2003

Ambien Assturbated

After taking four or more Ambiens and forcing yourself to stay awake, you become convinced that adding a thumb or finger in your ass will improve the masterbation in which you are already involved. This applies both to the male and female. Further, the digit in your ass need not be your own.

Hey Dad. Yes son. Last night I got so fucked up on Ambien I stuck a finger in my ass while masterbating. Is that normal? Son, you Ambien Assturbated. It's all good.

Dude, last night Jen and I got fucked up on Ambien, stayed awake, and while were making out she stuck a finger in my ass...and I didn't stop her. Dude, you were Ambien Assturbated.

by tst2000 October 6, 2010

asturd

The moodiest person that you will ever meet. She's also superrrr sensitive. Her real name is Astrid Anne bus. She's also not the brightest bulb in the batch

Hey whose that wired chick??

That's Asturd

by Jësüs June 26, 2019

assturtle

One who pops in and out of the ass. As in, someone who gives it in the ass rather than recieves.

Damn, my sphincter is killing me because my boyfriend is such an assturtle.

by senormachosolo February 11, 2009

Assturbate

To use a butt to masturbate one's penis.

I never care about the face or the body. I just grab the hips and use that ass to assturbate my cock.

by Fkrtist September 4, 2013

Assturbating

Playing with your own bunghole strictly for pleasure and personal gain.

Johnny was in the bathroom for hours on end , assturbating until the gentle sunrise caressed the horizon.

by stxnthamix October 11, 2015

asstard

a retarded person whose head can be found protruding from their rectum

You like Creed, you're an asstard.

by Roper May 10, 2003