Wank (w'ank; n, adj.)

1. The stimulation of a males' penis by themselves or another person (usually a guy), using a method whereby the hand is wrapped around the urinary meatus and reciprocated rapidly to generate friction with the sensitive epidermis; often (but not always) resulting in orgasm and the ejaculation of a milky white substance called semen.
tenses: pr. wanking; past. wanked fut. wank, subj. wanks
2. A term used to decribe something which is unpleasant or annoying
3. Nonsense or bullshit; any verbal or textual information which is grossly inaccurate or nonsensical
4. An annoying or irritating person
5. A complicated and often chromatic (or amelodical) series of notes played on a guitar, usually electric
6. The US political system
7. The USA

1. He had a wank; He wanked daily; He would wank the next day; He knew his brother wanked; He wanks

2. Next door's dog is a complete wank

3. That report which the professor wrote for the end of term was complete wank

4. Tim is a complete wank

5. The guitarist wanked loudly

5. US politics is wank

6. The USA is wank

by Tom LT February 21, 2005

sku-ank

a skank with white/blonde streaks in her dark hair

That sku-ank looks pretty skanky with those streaks in her hair.

by THEO G. May 8, 2008

shiz ank

The natural art form of the the human evacauation process from da butt(aka #2)

Kelly says, " I really have to take a shiz ank, theres a turtlehead pokin out, and it must be dealt with b4 I shat my pants"

by Fezz-ank November 24, 2004

na ank u

no thank you, no thankyou

na ank u quint, na ank u dew

by Ian muss June 11, 2006

Proper Ank

Ank Marvin, = Starvin. To be proper Ank is to be REALLY hungry. Taking Hunger to the extreme.

"Im proper Ank today" I went to work this morning and I was proper ank marvin.

by 1dilemma January 20, 2011

grab ank

Wheelbarrow someone

That dudes so hot i want to grab ank

by Gagq August 27, 2021

grab ank

wanting to have sex with someone hot

wow that dude Kirby is so hot I want to grab ank with him

by gaga42069 December 14, 2021